1. babies should know that when your blood sugar is extremely low, mommy needs a small break to get some sugar and a calm moment to regroup.. they don't
2. babies should know that when mommy's toothache gets so bad that she wants to cry, it's not the best time to try to head butt you
3. babies should know how to use the potty or at least know that when mommy has just cleaned your booty and put you down to run to the bathtub, it is NOT a good time to poop all over the carpet and step in it just for fun
SIDE NOTE: YES JULIAN YOU DID THAT! EVERY NIGHT I STRIP YOU DOWN. EVERY NIGHT YOU RUN AROUND AND ACT SILLY ALL THE WAY TO THE BATHTUB. NOT TONIGHT. TONIGHT YOU DECIDED THAT IT WAS A GOOD TIME TO RUN BACK INTO YOUR ROOM AND FINISH YOUR BUSINESS. WHEN I GOT BACK TO THE DOOR YOU WERE ALREADY PLAYING IN IT. I'M TRAUMATIZED!!!
4. babies should know that sometimes mommies are not the best cooks and not organized enough to manage time well enough to have new things cooked every night.
5. babies should know that when you sneeze up a bunch of snot in the car seat ... you should wait two seconds so mommy can turn around and safely wipe it away insead of taking it upon yourself to use your hand to spread it around..
I need prayer!! :)
Here is a picture of my CLEAN baby after the fact. Such a cutie pie! 
6 comments:
He is getting so big! He has beautiful eyes!
You're right, babies really should know those things! Hope you guys have a safe trip to Kansas.
That is just hilarious!! So glad that it happened to you and not me (at least not yet!!)!!
He looks so old in that pic! It has been a while since we saw you guys, though. I feel your pain - don't feel unappreciated!!!!
ha ha ha ha ha! there is almost nothing that makes me more furious than dealing with pee pee and poop, particularly when it's outside of its natural habitats.
I have a visual! hahahahaha
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